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  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. From the Canadian Association Of Retired People.

    Questions and Answers from CARP Forum

    Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy 
    women who are interested 
    in them?

    A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

    Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through 
    menopause?

    A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.

    Q: Someone has told me that 
    menopause is mentioned in 
    the bible. Is
     that true? 
    Where can
     it be found?

    A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 
    "And Mary rode Joseph's ass 
    all the way to  Egypt .."

    Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?

    A: Tell him you're pregnant.

    Q: How can you avoid that 
    terrible curse of the elderly 
    wrinkles?

    A: Take off your glasses.

    Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

    A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

    Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

    A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

    Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

    A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

    Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

    A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

    Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

    A: On their foreheads.

    Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

    A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

    SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?