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    The Dead Cow and Vet School
  • First-year  students at the University of Saskatchewan Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

    They  all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white  sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary  Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For  an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the  butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his  mouth.

    'Go  ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked  out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a  finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on  it. One by one of them started to vomit.

    When  everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 
    'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and  sucked on my index finger.' 

    'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough,it's even tougher if you're stupid.'